Post by Ratball Slade on Oct 13, 2021 20:42:28 GMT -5
The camera turns on as it’s being placed onto a tripod facing Ratman's throne of trash. Ratman scurries over to his throne and jumps into the seat nearly destroying it. The chair is barely able to stay together as Ratman settles into position. Papercut scurries behind and quickly climbs up the chair and perches himself onto Ratman’s shoulder. His mischief scurries around him to find their positions and as they settle Ratman begins to speak.
Ratman: So it appears I have found a similar soul to mine. A man, who much like myself, embraces the qualities of the rat. Soon, I will go to battle for this very man…
Ratman pauses, then jumps to his feet in the chair.
Ratman: Larry! Mr. KaChow! Larry “The Rat” KaChow! I am so excited to be working at your behest.
Ratman sits back into his chair.
Ratman: To find someone who not only resembles a rat but acts like one is so rare I can’t help but be overjoyed that you want me for your team! And to my fellow members it will be an honor to work with you all. As for my opponents… I don’t know you all that well but know this! The Ratman is Wrestling Supreme! I will show no mercy! Me and my comrades will work in perfect unison to take you all on. Especially you, you frightening feline! “Monster” Malachite Minj, don’t think for a second that I have forgotten about what you did to me! That was very unsportsmanlike of you, but I’d expect nothing less from a foul cat like yourself. To team with this cat can only mean one thing. You cat lovers will soon know, that the Rats will always outlast the Cats.
A clattering can be heard in the distance. Suddenly Rasputin yells over to Ratman but he doesn’t sound happy.
Rasputin: Percy! Percy! I just saw the lineup for the next show. What the hell are you doin teaming up with a bunch of people you don’t know? And who the hell are these Larry, and Cadillac guys?
Ratman as a look of surprise seeing Rasputin before beckoning him over with his hand!
Ratman: Papa! Welcome home! How was the park toda....
Rasputin: Quit yer bullshittin and answer the damn questions Percy.
Rasputin makes his way over to Ratman as the rats on the ground clear a path for him.
Ratman: Well you see papa… Larry has certain qualities that I believe could make him a great leader…
Rasputin: Is it because he looks like a rat? How many times do I gotta tell you people don’t like it when you say that about them?
Ratman rolls his eyes and slumps into his chair. This is a version of Ratman we haven’t seen as he appears to be sulking at the comments made by Rasputin. Rasputin approaches Ratman and holds out his hand for Papercut to jump into off Ratman's shoulder. Rasputin puts Papercut up onto his own shoulder then puts one hand on his hip and the other on Ratman’s shoulder.
Rasputin: Percy, is this going to be like the last time you thought you made friends?
Ratman: No need to worry papa! I’m already certain they aren’t making bets on who can stand next to me longest! At least I don’t think so…
Ratman looks down and puts a hand on his chin as he deliberates the thought of them doing that.
Ratman: Nah, that’s definitely not happening this time.
Rasputin sighs as he takes his hand off Ratman.
Rasputin: Well, you got a lot of opponents to fight in your next match so we better start getting ready.
Rasputin starts walking down the sewer hall. Ratman excitedly jumps from the throne and grabs his camera. Ratman follows close behind Rasputin and as they turn the corner they enter a slightly larger room area where a makeshift ring has been built. Ratman begins to speak loudly into the microphone of the camera.
Ratman: I can’t believe we are finally going to get to use this! I’ve been waiting for what feels like weeks!
Rasputin climbs up and into the ring.
Rasputin: I just finished building it yesterday you goofball.
Rasputin chuckles to himself as Ratman begins resetting up the tripod and sets Papercut on top of it. Ratman then follows Rasputin into the ring. Rasputin faces Ratman and gets into something similar to a boxing/brawling stance
Rasputin: Alright Percy, come at me wit everything you got…
Ratman hesitates.
Ratman: But papa… aren’t you a little old? I feel like I’m gonna hurt you.
Rasputin begins to raise his voice.
Rasputin: Quit bein a coward and come at me boy!
Ratman recoils initially but then embraces the situation and charges Rasputin yelling all the while. In only a moment Rasputin gains a new look of focus and ferocity as he becomes Extreme Grandpa Once again. As Ratman approaches he goes for a tackle at Rasputin's waist but Rasputin moves far faster than Ratman anticipated and dodges to his left and wraps his arm around Ratman’s throat. Rasputin begins to bite at Ratman’s ear and head. Ratman begins to panic and scream.
Ratman: Aaaahhhh! Please papa! Please! Let go! I give! I give!
Rasputin returns to normal and drops Ratman. As Ratman falls to the ground Rasputin grabs his hip.
Rasputin: Oof, I’m not supposed to move that way anymore. I shoulda warmed up…
Ratman crawls away from Rasputin and looks up to him trying not to cry. In a weak voice he begins to speak.
Ratman: Can you please show me how to do that? *whimper* But maybe without hurting me?
Rasputin laughs and cackles at Ratman.
Rasputin: Wrestling hurts. Get used to it my boy.
Ratman gets up onto his feet. Ratman wipes the spit and small amount of blood off of his head and ear then looks at Papercut and the camera.
Ratman: Alrighty Papercut, turn the camera off. We might be here a while!
Papercut: *Squeak!*
Papercut begins to bounce around before gracefully jumping up onto the camera, turning it off with precision and ease.
Ratman: So it appears I have found a similar soul to mine. A man, who much like myself, embraces the qualities of the rat. Soon, I will go to battle for this very man…
Ratman pauses, then jumps to his feet in the chair.
Ratman: Larry! Mr. KaChow! Larry “The Rat” KaChow! I am so excited to be working at your behest.
Ratman sits back into his chair.
Ratman: To find someone who not only resembles a rat but acts like one is so rare I can’t help but be overjoyed that you want me for your team! And to my fellow members it will be an honor to work with you all. As for my opponents… I don’t know you all that well but know this! The Ratman is Wrestling Supreme! I will show no mercy! Me and my comrades will work in perfect unison to take you all on. Especially you, you frightening feline! “Monster” Malachite Minj, don’t think for a second that I have forgotten about what you did to me! That was very unsportsmanlike of you, but I’d expect nothing less from a foul cat like yourself. To team with this cat can only mean one thing. You cat lovers will soon know, that the Rats will always outlast the Cats.
A clattering can be heard in the distance. Suddenly Rasputin yells over to Ratman but he doesn’t sound happy.
Rasputin: Percy! Percy! I just saw the lineup for the next show. What the hell are you doin teaming up with a bunch of people you don’t know? And who the hell are these Larry, and Cadillac guys?
Ratman as a look of surprise seeing Rasputin before beckoning him over with his hand!
Ratman: Papa! Welcome home! How was the park toda....
Rasputin: Quit yer bullshittin and answer the damn questions Percy.
Rasputin makes his way over to Ratman as the rats on the ground clear a path for him.
Ratman: Well you see papa… Larry has certain qualities that I believe could make him a great leader…
Rasputin: Is it because he looks like a rat? How many times do I gotta tell you people don’t like it when you say that about them?
Ratman rolls his eyes and slumps into his chair. This is a version of Ratman we haven’t seen as he appears to be sulking at the comments made by Rasputin. Rasputin approaches Ratman and holds out his hand for Papercut to jump into off Ratman's shoulder. Rasputin puts Papercut up onto his own shoulder then puts one hand on his hip and the other on Ratman’s shoulder.
Rasputin: Percy, is this going to be like the last time you thought you made friends?
Ratman: No need to worry papa! I’m already certain they aren’t making bets on who can stand next to me longest! At least I don’t think so…
Ratman looks down and puts a hand on his chin as he deliberates the thought of them doing that.
Ratman: Nah, that’s definitely not happening this time.
Rasputin sighs as he takes his hand off Ratman.
Rasputin: Well, you got a lot of opponents to fight in your next match so we better start getting ready.
Rasputin starts walking down the sewer hall. Ratman excitedly jumps from the throne and grabs his camera. Ratman follows close behind Rasputin and as they turn the corner they enter a slightly larger room area where a makeshift ring has been built. Ratman begins to speak loudly into the microphone of the camera.
Ratman: I can’t believe we are finally going to get to use this! I’ve been waiting for what feels like weeks!
Rasputin climbs up and into the ring.
Rasputin: I just finished building it yesterday you goofball.
Rasputin chuckles to himself as Ratman begins resetting up the tripod and sets Papercut on top of it. Ratman then follows Rasputin into the ring. Rasputin faces Ratman and gets into something similar to a boxing/brawling stance
Rasputin: Alright Percy, come at me wit everything you got…
Ratman hesitates.
Ratman: But papa… aren’t you a little old? I feel like I’m gonna hurt you.
Rasputin begins to raise his voice.
Rasputin: Quit bein a coward and come at me boy!
Ratman recoils initially but then embraces the situation and charges Rasputin yelling all the while. In only a moment Rasputin gains a new look of focus and ferocity as he becomes Extreme Grandpa Once again. As Ratman approaches he goes for a tackle at Rasputin's waist but Rasputin moves far faster than Ratman anticipated and dodges to his left and wraps his arm around Ratman’s throat. Rasputin begins to bite at Ratman’s ear and head. Ratman begins to panic and scream.
Ratman: Aaaahhhh! Please papa! Please! Let go! I give! I give!
Rasputin returns to normal and drops Ratman. As Ratman falls to the ground Rasputin grabs his hip.
Rasputin: Oof, I’m not supposed to move that way anymore. I shoulda warmed up…
Ratman crawls away from Rasputin and looks up to him trying not to cry. In a weak voice he begins to speak.
Ratman: Can you please show me how to do that? *whimper* But maybe without hurting me?
Rasputin laughs and cackles at Ratman.
Rasputin: Wrestling hurts. Get used to it my boy.
Ratman gets up onto his feet. Ratman wipes the spit and small amount of blood off of his head and ear then looks at Papercut and the camera.
Ratman: Alrighty Papercut, turn the camera off. We might be here a while!
Papercut: *Squeak!*
Papercut begins to bounce around before gracefully jumping up onto the camera, turning it off with precision and ease.
