Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2021 14:08:18 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see Earl Boyde walk behind a basketball court. We can see that Earl has sunglasses on him and the Gatekeeper title around his waist. Earl would begin to speak.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, so the next bum to go up against me for the Gatekeeper title is Serrano Poblano. That chef guy who eliminated both women in the Night of Honor Gatekeeper match.
Earl would take off his glasses.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, This match will be taking place in Proving Ground. Now, I haven't stepped in a Proving Ground ring before. Now, If I lose this match to Serrano… It's..
Earl would take off his sunglasses and grunt, like he's cringing at what he's about to say.
EARL BOYDE
Okay… because all men have their second passions. For me, my other passion besides brawling a couple of bums is cooking, but I also like a good game of basketball every once in a while.. Let's go shoot some hoops.
Earl would walk into the basketball court and shout at and approach 2 young men.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boys…. HEY! Mind if I join the game?
GUY 1
Oh oka- Hey! I think I know you, you are Earl Boyde, right?
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, that would be correct.
GUY 2
Yeah.. we tried your protein balls and… they weren't so great.
GUY 1
Yeah. Your balls were too salty for me to even enjoy it ironically, homie.
Earl would stare at the two for a bit before suddenly irish whipping the first guy into the fence. Earl would then grab the second guy into a sleeper hold. The camera then instantly cuts to Earl holding a basketball.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, you know that was kind of fun, I should play basketball more often.
Earl then walks outside the basketball court and puts his sunglasses back on.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, anyways, Serrano. I know you want to become the first ever world-renowned combat sports chef or something stupid like that. But, you should go back to hiding in Flavortown where you belong. Because you are gonna feel many flavours of pain once we step into the ring. Just because you defeated that rapper boy John Blade, doesn't mean you can trade blows equally with me. John Blade might have been good in the ring. But me? I'm magic!
The screen fades to black.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, so the next bum to go up against me for the Gatekeeper title is Serrano Poblano. That chef guy who eliminated both women in the Night of Honor Gatekeeper match.
Earl would take off his glasses.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, This match will be taking place in Proving Ground. Now, I haven't stepped in a Proving Ground ring before. Now, If I lose this match to Serrano… It's..
Earl would take off his sunglasses and grunt, like he's cringing at what he's about to say.
EARL BOYDE
Okay… because all men have their second passions. For me, my other passion besides brawling a couple of bums is cooking, but I also like a good game of basketball every once in a while.. Let's go shoot some hoops.
Earl would walk into the basketball court and shout at and approach 2 young men.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boys…. HEY! Mind if I join the game?
GUY 1
Oh oka- Hey! I think I know you, you are Earl Boyde, right?
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, that would be correct.
GUY 2
Yeah.. we tried your protein balls and… they weren't so great.
GUY 1
Yeah. Your balls were too salty for me to even enjoy it ironically, homie.
Earl would stare at the two for a bit before suddenly irish whipping the first guy into the fence. Earl would then grab the second guy into a sleeper hold. The camera then instantly cuts to Earl holding a basketball.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, you know that was kind of fun, I should play basketball more often.
Earl then walks outside the basketball court and puts his sunglasses back on.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, anyways, Serrano. I know you want to become the first ever world-renowned combat sports chef or something stupid like that. But, you should go back to hiding in Flavortown where you belong. Because you are gonna feel many flavours of pain once we step into the ring. Just because you defeated that rapper boy John Blade, doesn't mean you can trade blows equally with me. John Blade might have been good in the ring. But me? I'm magic!
The screen fades to black.