Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2021 14:34:26 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see a car roll in, a used Hyundai Accent Australia to be exact, two people come out of the car, Earl Boyde and an Irish man named Patrick. Patrick steps out of the car and Earl…
Earl just accidently slammed his dick against the car door. Earl grabs his groin in pain.
EARL BOYDE
RAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH! H-HEY BOOOOOOOO!
PATRICK
Jesus christ laddie! Are you okay?
EARL BOYDE
Hey… boy…. I’ll be fine
Through some miracle, Earl somehow managed to waddle his way to the bar and to the booth to film the promo for the Gatekeeper Battle Royale. Earl has a big cup of beer in his hand
PATRICK
Earl, laddie. Before we start filming, can you bring back some of those Japanese candies? I always wanted to try them Red Bean Sandwich flavored Kit-Kat bars.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, those exist? Anyways, yeah sure, I’ll try to find them. We should start recordin’.
PATRICK
Sure thing.
Patrick would pull out his camera.
PATRICK
Three, two, one, cheese!
Earl would take a big sip out his glass of beer before looking at the camera and speaking.
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EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, on Sunday night on the nineteenth. I will be competing for who will be Project Honor’s first ever Gatekeeper Champion. Now, just like my days in the bar. This will be a survival of the fittest and we will see who truly is the toughest.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, one redneck I want a piece of in this match is Thorberg Ass-Sun. Ass-Sun here is a viking, he may be ready to take on orcs, dragons, you know the average Tinder hook up at 3 in the morning. But he won't be ready for old Earl here.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, Ass-Sun is the only person I have on me hitlist, I also have The Hoeski herself on my list, she may be good to look at but I bet the only fighting she’s done is her slapping the producer after she didn’t get paid enough to do a porn movie. She’s going down quickly.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, we have rednecks and women you find in the alleyway, now we have rappers, the type of people that like to wear clothes that a person on my 600 life would fit in perfectly, I’m talking about John Blade. John likes to spit fire, but the only fire he will be experiencing is from rope burns after I irish whip him out of the ring.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, we also have the person known as Rapture in this match. Now, this boy over here is known for losing a bunch of fights. This ain’t gonna be anything different, boy. You will be taught to know your role after you step into the ring with me.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, Mr. Flavortown is next. This fat boy is known for wanting to be a chef. Let me tell you something. When we step into that ring. You are gonna get tossed like a salad and thrown out of that ring.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, we have the one named Ace Sky, this spaceman fellow. Like Rapture, he isn't exactly on the right track. I’m gonna toss Ace into the sky and he will come down from the clouds, all the way down to the announce table.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, this goth chick named Bianca McBride is in the fight. Now that I think about it, the chicken boys at Project Honor have hired more goth chicks then the Halloween festival as of late. But she’s old school, it seems. And she will go down fast.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, we have the Ratman. Percival Burque, now I’m not sure if he wants bang actual rats or not. But hey, at least he managed to live and train in the Sewers, good for him. His stench of defeat will be worse than any other turd that manages the go in the sewers he lives in.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, finally, to end things off, we have James Ranger. Now, I don't know if he named himself after that British politician. But he too will fall, whether he is related to that politician or not.
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Earl would finish off his beer. He and Patrick would go to the car, but then some long haired, bearded and drunk redneck would come rushing at them.
REDNECK
Hey, you two. We don’t take kindly to your types in he-
Before the redneck could finish speaking, Earl would punch him in the face, knocking him down. He and Patrick would get into the car to drive away as the screen fades to black.
WHAM!
Earl just accidently slammed his dick against the car door. Earl grabs his groin in pain.
EARL BOYDE
RAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH! H-HEY BOOOOOOOO!
PATRICK
Jesus christ laddie! Are you okay?
EARL BOYDE
Hey… boy…. I’ll be fine
PLEASE STAND BY
Through some miracle, Earl somehow managed to waddle his way to the bar and to the booth to film the promo for the Gatekeeper Battle Royale. Earl has a big cup of beer in his hand
PATRICK
Earl, laddie. Before we start filming, can you bring back some of those Japanese candies? I always wanted to try them Red Bean Sandwich flavored Kit-Kat bars.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, those exist? Anyways, yeah sure, I’ll try to find them. We should start recordin’.
PATRICK
Sure thing.
Patrick would pull out his camera.
PATRICK
Three, two, one, cheese!
Earl would take a big sip out his glass of beer before looking at the camera and speaking.
==================================================================================================================================================================
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, on Sunday night on the nineteenth. I will be competing for who will be Project Honor’s first ever Gatekeeper Champion. Now, just like my days in the bar. This will be a survival of the fittest and we will see who truly is the toughest.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, one redneck I want a piece of in this match is Thorberg Ass-Sun. Ass-Sun here is a viking, he may be ready to take on orcs, dragons, you know the average Tinder hook up at 3 in the morning. But he won't be ready for old Earl here.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, Ass-Sun is the only person I have on me hitlist, I also have The Hoeski herself on my list, she may be good to look at but I bet the only fighting she’s done is her slapping the producer after she didn’t get paid enough to do a porn movie. She’s going down quickly.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, we have rednecks and women you find in the alleyway, now we have rappers, the type of people that like to wear clothes that a person on my 600 life would fit in perfectly, I’m talking about John Blade. John likes to spit fire, but the only fire he will be experiencing is from rope burns after I irish whip him out of the ring.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, we also have the person known as Rapture in this match. Now, this boy over here is known for losing a bunch of fights. This ain’t gonna be anything different, boy. You will be taught to know your role after you step into the ring with me.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, Mr. Flavortown is next. This fat boy is known for wanting to be a chef. Let me tell you something. When we step into that ring. You are gonna get tossed like a salad and thrown out of that ring.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, we have the one named Ace Sky, this spaceman fellow. Like Rapture, he isn't exactly on the right track. I’m gonna toss Ace into the sky and he will come down from the clouds, all the way down to the announce table.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, this goth chick named Bianca McBride is in the fight. Now that I think about it, the chicken boys at Project Honor have hired more goth chicks then the Halloween festival as of late. But she’s old school, it seems. And she will go down fast.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, we have the Ratman. Percival Burque, now I’m not sure if he wants bang actual rats or not. But hey, at least he managed to live and train in the Sewers, good for him. His stench of defeat will be worse than any other turd that manages the go in the sewers he lives in.
EARL BOYDE
Hey boy, finally, to end things off, we have James Ranger. Now, I don't know if he named himself after that British politician. But he too will fall, whether he is related to that politician or not.
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Earl would finish off his beer. He and Patrick would go to the car, but then some long haired, bearded and drunk redneck would come rushing at them.
REDNECK
Hey, you two. We don’t take kindly to your types in he-
Before the redneck could finish speaking, Earl would punch him in the face, knocking him down. He and Patrick would get into the car to drive away as the screen fades to black.