Post by SWITCHBLXDE on Aug 24, 2021 22:38:26 GMT -5
[That bass kicks in heavy as the scene fades in on a darkened nightclub. We see people drinking and dancing as the lights flash to the beat. We pan to the stage to find the man responsible for the sound. SWITCHBLXDE is shirtless with a pair of black leather joggers and a microphone in his hand with the cord wrapped around his wrist. He finishes up the song and splashes a bottle of water over his head before exiting and heading to the back for intermission. He grabs a towel from the catering area and begins drying his dreads before letting the towel drape around his neck. He plops down on an old couch before letting out a deep sigh. He looks to the camera and smirks, letting out a small chuckle.]
“Package for a Mister... Guy.”
[SWITCHBLXDE rests in leg over the other as he leans all the back on the couch. He is in complete comfort, but doesn’t forget about what’s at stake.]
“See, y’all don’t know whatcha’ fuckin’ with! I've been trained by the most sadistic family in Canada. Born and bred to wrestle. Sure, I could stand here and tell you how I’m gonna’ knock off each and every competitor in Project Honor. I could talk about how many titles I’ve won and how many victories I’ve gathered during my time in the bizz. I could lay down my shiny gold belts to match this silver smile. But none of that matters. This a new thang’ my dude. I’m steppin’ out into uncharted territory. And I’m ‘bout to unleash some shit y’all have never seen.”
[SWITCHBLXDE stands to his feet and begins pacing, never leaving the cameras view and continuing to use a hell of a lot of hand gestures.]
“I’m steppin’ out into a new game. Somewhere I haven’t been before. And I got a little guy with a big package waiting for me, ready to hand me my first L in the big leagues. I’m an outcast in a pretty new world of Project Honor. But that’s what makes this interesting. I’ve been put down and doubted my whole life. Been told I wasn’t good enough and I would never amount to much. A reject and an outcast. But you know what I did? I threw a double bird to my haters and took a gamble on me. And now I’m roamin’ these fuckin’ streets, takin’ everything that I want.”
[SWITCHBLXDE pounds his chest and snarls, trying to do his best beast impression. He then turns back to the camera and flashes his silver teeth.]
“I’m a thug king in a world of prim and proper royalty. The ultimate destiny lays in front of me for the taking. Am I gonna’ sit around and wait for that opportunity to come knockin’? Hell nah! Imma’ kick the motherfuckin’ door in and grab what I want! If you wanna’ throw a bunch of has beens and coulda’ woulda’ shoulda’s at me then you best believe Imma push through and cut each muthafucka’ down on my path to the top!”
[SWITCHBLXDE signals around his waist for the Championship. We can see the hunger in the young guns face as he smirks and gets right up to the camera.]
“I’m walkin’ in with a chance to show who the fuck I am. This ain’t about the Sharpes. This about me. This about steppin’ into a world I don’t belong and takin’ whatever it is I want. This about breakin’ free from a pot I outgrew. This about takin’ a family name and givin’ it the Ol’ Old Yeller treatment. It ain’t family business. This SWITCHBLXDE business! And I’m about to change the face of the muthafuckin’ game! Guy? You better get ready to sign for this package. A special delivery of a muthafuckin’ crucifixion courtesy of THA GOD!”
[And with that SWITCHBLXDE grabs another bottle of water and dumps it over his head before pulling a Canadian flag from a bag on the couch and draping it over his body. He throws the peace sign at the camera before wizzing off through the black curtains and back out into the night club to get the people hyped!]
