Post by Casimir The Clown on Apr 9, 2022 17:33:04 GMT -5
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(Continuing on from "Road To Hell")
April 6th, 11pm - Texas
M.A.N is about to collide with the truck but realizes what he's doing and quickly turns left and flies off the road, his car flips multiple times and then stops at the side of the road, it's trashed but M.A.N lives.
M.A.N slowly crawls out of the car, no one has stopped as it's a quiet night on the road but the truck that he almost crashed into has stopped and it's not a normal truck, it's a truck that he has seen before but can't remember where, the person driving the truck gets out and walks towards his car but M.A.N passes out.
There seems to be some interference in the signal as we cut to some sort of a black and white movie with what looks like a clown in a store of some kind. The clown is holding a piece of paper and reading it.
Clown: "The clown would walk look to the camera and wave..."
The clown waves? Wait... h-
Clown: "How do I know? Well... I can see you."
The clown chuckles in a creepy but unsettling way?
Clown: "Creepy and unsettling? You thought that was creepy and unsettling? I'll show you creepy and unsettling."
The clown moves to the backroom of his store and the camera moves with him.
Clown: "Now this is unsettling."
The clown reveals that he has a masked ma- wait... what the fuck is this?!
Clown: "This? This is Valentine."
Valentine... wait how the fuck di-
Clown: "The clown would then pull out his 44 caliber revolver and shoot him in the head!"
WAIT NO!
Clown: "The clown shoots him in the head, his brains fly everywhere and blood pours down his body and the clown would then let out another hysterical chuckle."
What the fuck is this?! Who the fuck are you!? Where the fuck am I and how did I get here!?
Clown: "You? You've always been here but don't worry, you're not the only one. Oh and if you want to know your name... well... I've known you as The Narrator for years..."
The Narrator: "The Narrator huh? Can you give me my power back?"
Clown: "Your power!? Hell fucking no I ain't giving you no power. You're not writing me off like you did with the others, now read the script... it writes itself."
The Narrator: "The clown would then walk into another room where we find anot- I'm not reading that."
Clown: "Where we find another fucking character!"
The Narrator: "Wait... that's... that's..."
Clown: "The clown mocks The Narrator for stuttering. That's Lord Yautja or whatever fucking stupid name he had and the clown shoots that ugly looking fucker in the head as well!"
The Narrator: "WAIT NO!"
Clown: "AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! Looks like demons don't live forever like you thought."
The Narrator: "You motherfu-"
Clown: "You what? Motherfucker!? So what!? I've fucked every mother in the world... not all of them physically. Go on, read the script... I'm getting bored."
The Narrator: "The clown and the narrator would then move on to another room where they would fin- no..."
Clown: "No!?"
The Narrator: "I'm not doing this."
Clown: "YOU WILL FUCKING DO IT OR YOU WILL DIE!"
The Narrator: "Okay okay fine. The Narrator and clown would find a canvas that's showing video footage of a flight that's going to Australia, the clown has started a timer on the wall and god knows what it's counting down to."
Clown: "Ooh you're gonna hate this one and I love it!"
The Narrator: "The clown would let out another creepy chuckle as the countdown clock reaches 0:00. The narrator looks at the canvas as.... my god... no."
Clown: "As one of the engines on the plane stops and the plane starts falling towards the ocean!"
The Narrator: "No... no... why!?"
Clown: "WHY!? WHY!? Are you asking me why they're dying or why you didn't think of this!? THE NARRATOR WOULD GO QUIET AND HE WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!"
The Narrator: "We would then move on to one of the last rooms and this time there is another canvas on the wall that's showing video footage of Thorberg Aaronsson truck."
Clown: "What? You think something's going to happen? No... he's just out on a drive, let's switch to something a little more exciting."
The Narrator: "The clown switches to another video where we see DANTE who walks out of his apartment building, he tries to cross the street but he's hit by a car at full speed."
Clown: "AND THAT ONE'S OUTTA HERE! DANTE CRACKS HIS SKULL AND HIS TINY BRAIN BECOMES A SMOOTHIE!"
The Narrator: "The narrator is furious and the clown changes to another video where we see Cain Sinclair at a hospital, he's sleeping as a clown with balloons walks into- no... not Cain please not Cain."
Clown: "Is that a tear I see? Well that one tear isn't going to be enough... I WANT MORE! The video would then continue as the clown with balloons pulls out a syringe and injects some kind of a lethal poison into Cain Sinclair's blood bag!"
The Narrator: "The narrator would start sobbing and the clown would laugh hysterically at his misery and then the clown would switch to another video with Aaron North, the man it all started with and the man who was recently brought back from the dead."
Clown: "Look at that poor fucker... he just came back and now he's dead... oh but that was going to happen anyway wasn't it? WASN'T IT!?"
The Narrator: "I would never."
Clown: "Oh stop lying you stupid fucker. I know all your plans, how? Because it's all here... ooh it's happening!"
The Narrator: "The clown would let out another creepy chuckle before pointing at the canvas on the wall, the narrator would turn to look at the canvas as well. Aaron North is at the farmhouse and he's cooking when suddenly he hears a knock on the door."
"Aaron North walks to the door and opens it but there's no one there. Aaron goes outside to search for who knocked on his door but while he's looking outside, a clown sneaks into the house through the kitchen window and plants a bomb in the kitchen, he then exits through the window just as Aaron enters the house."
Clown: "The clown now looks at his watch and 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5."
The Narrator: "I can't watch this."
Clown: "YOU WILL WATCH IT! YOU WILL WATCH IT AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT! The clown would grab the narrator's head and force his eyes open with the same fingers that he used to wipe his ass this morning. 3, 2, 1... BOOM GOES THE DEVIL's ADVOCATE!"
The Narrator: "No... no..."
Clown: "The clown would grab the scrip as the narrator would drop it when he fell to his knees, the narrator would start crying... take the script"
The Narrator: "No."
Clown: "The clown is starting to get angry with this piece of shit, the clown would force The Narrator back on his feet and he'd push the script into his mouth hoping he would choke on it. The clown would then force The Narrator to continue watching as he switches back to Thorberg Aaronsson. The clown would then pull the script out of The Narrator's mouth and put it in his hands because he is having too much dialogue at fucking once!"
The Narrator: "Thorberg would exit his car at his motel but he'd get ambushed by 8 clowns, he'd hit one of them in the face and knock him down but he'd get overwhelmed by the 7 others who would beat him to death with pipes, baseball bats and crowbars."
Clown: "And that is the end of the story... or is it?"
The Narrator: "The clown would then switch to the last video of Marc A- wait... where did you get this?"
Clown: "After all you've seen here, you're still questioning how I was able to do all of this? Read and learn boy."
The Narrator: "A man would exit the truck and walk over to M.A.N, he has a revolver in his hand similar to the one that the clown has, he points it to M.A.N's head and... he shoots."
Clown: "Your so-called M.A.N was a tough bastard, I tried to to hit him with my truck but somehow he got out of the way! Lucky for me... he's not a very good driver. OH, I just remembered that I have something else to show you as well!"
The Narrator: "All my characters... they're all dead."
Clown: "And? They were all going to die eventually, I'm just here to... well... "quicken their journey" to the unknown."
The Narrator: "What else do you have to show me? You've killed everyone... everyone except for DIANA, Andrei, Miho and Luna."
Clown: "Your so-called "essential characters" are out of my reach... even my powers have their limitations but... their time will come, now let's go."
The Narrator: "The clown would then lead The Narrator into the last room where they would find shelves full of folders and files that are full of characters, scripts and many other future and past ideas. The clown would then-"
Clown: "Knock out the narrator and grab a gas can from next to the door, he'd throw gasoline all over the room, everything was soaked in gasoline except for him. The clown would then exit to the previous room."
"The clown would leave the door open and grab a box of matches from his pocket, he'd light the match and throw it in the room and quickly close the door behind him and all he could hear were the horrified screams of The Narrator as he and all his ideas would burn. The clown would then walk over to the TV screen and introduce himself."
Clown: "My name is Casimir... Casimir The Clown. The TV screen would then break and we'd zoom out of the TV and into the real world where Casimir would head to next."
(Continuing on from "Road To Hell")
April 6th, 11pm - Texas
M.A.N is about to collide with the truck but realizes what he's doing and quickly turns left and flies off the road, his car flips multiple times and then stops at the side of the road, it's trashed but M.A.N lives.
M.A.N slowly crawls out of the car, no one has stopped as it's a quiet night on the road but the truck that he almost crashed into has stopped and it's not a normal truck, it's a truck that he has seen before but can't remember where, the person driving the truck gets out and walks towards his car but M.A.N passes out.
There seems to be some interference in the signal as we cut to some sort of a black and white movie with what looks like a clown in a store of some kind. The clown is holding a piece of paper and reading it.
Clown: "The clown would walk look to the camera and wave..."
The clown waves? Wait... h-
Clown: "How do I know? Well... I can see you."
The clown chuckles in a creepy but unsettling way?
Clown: "Creepy and unsettling? You thought that was creepy and unsettling? I'll show you creepy and unsettling."
The clown moves to the backroom of his store and the camera moves with him.
Clown: "Now this is unsettling."
The clown reveals that he has a masked ma- wait... what the fuck is this?!
Clown: "This? This is Valentine."
Valentine... wait how the fuck di-
Clown: "The clown would then pull out his 44 caliber revolver and shoot him in the head!"
WAIT NO!
Clown: "The clown shoots him in the head, his brains fly everywhere and blood pours down his body and the clown would then let out another hysterical chuckle."
What the fuck is this?! Who the fuck are you!? Where the fuck am I and how did I get here!?
Clown: "You? You've always been here but don't worry, you're not the only one. Oh and if you want to know your name... well... I've known you as The Narrator for years..."
The Narrator: "The Narrator huh? Can you give me my power back?"
Clown: "Your power!? Hell fucking no I ain't giving you no power. You're not writing me off like you did with the others, now read the script... it writes itself."
The Narrator: "The clown would then walk into another room where we find anot- I'm not reading that."
Clown: "Where we find another fucking character!"
The Narrator: "Wait... that's... that's..."
Clown: "The clown mocks The Narrator for stuttering. That's Lord Yautja or whatever fucking stupid name he had and the clown shoots that ugly looking fucker in the head as well!"
The Narrator: "WAIT NO!"
Clown: "AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! Looks like demons don't live forever like you thought."
The Narrator: "You motherfu-"
Clown: "You what? Motherfucker!? So what!? I've fucked every mother in the world... not all of them physically. Go on, read the script... I'm getting bored."
The Narrator: "The clown and the narrator would then move on to another room where they would fin- no..."
Clown: "No!?"
The Narrator: "I'm not doing this."
Clown: "YOU WILL FUCKING DO IT OR YOU WILL DIE!"
The Narrator: "Okay okay fine. The Narrator and clown would find a canvas that's showing video footage of a flight that's going to Australia, the clown has started a timer on the wall and god knows what it's counting down to."
Clown: "Ooh you're gonna hate this one and I love it!"
The Narrator: "The clown would let out another creepy chuckle as the countdown clock reaches 0:00. The narrator looks at the canvas as.... my god... no."
Clown: "As one of the engines on the plane stops and the plane starts falling towards the ocean!"
The Narrator: "No... no... why!?"
Clown: "WHY!? WHY!? Are you asking me why they're dying or why you didn't think of this!? THE NARRATOR WOULD GO QUIET AND HE WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!"
The Narrator: "We would then move on to one of the last rooms and this time there is another canvas on the wall that's showing video footage of Thorberg Aaronsson truck."
Clown: "What? You think something's going to happen? No... he's just out on a drive, let's switch to something a little more exciting."
The Narrator: "The clown switches to another video where we see DANTE who walks out of his apartment building, he tries to cross the street but he's hit by a car at full speed."
Clown: "AND THAT ONE'S OUTTA HERE! DANTE CRACKS HIS SKULL AND HIS TINY BRAIN BECOMES A SMOOTHIE!"
The Narrator: "The narrator is furious and the clown changes to another video where we see Cain Sinclair at a hospital, he's sleeping as a clown with balloons walks into- no... not Cain please not Cain."
Clown: "Is that a tear I see? Well that one tear isn't going to be enough... I WANT MORE! The video would then continue as the clown with balloons pulls out a syringe and injects some kind of a lethal poison into Cain Sinclair's blood bag!"
The Narrator: "The narrator would start sobbing and the clown would laugh hysterically at his misery and then the clown would switch to another video with Aaron North, the man it all started with and the man who was recently brought back from the dead."
Clown: "Look at that poor fucker... he just came back and now he's dead... oh but that was going to happen anyway wasn't it? WASN'T IT!?"
The Narrator: "I would never."
Clown: "Oh stop lying you stupid fucker. I know all your plans, how? Because it's all here... ooh it's happening!"
The Narrator: "The clown would let out another creepy chuckle before pointing at the canvas on the wall, the narrator would turn to look at the canvas as well. Aaron North is at the farmhouse and he's cooking when suddenly he hears a knock on the door."
"Aaron North walks to the door and opens it but there's no one there. Aaron goes outside to search for who knocked on his door but while he's looking outside, a clown sneaks into the house through the kitchen window and plants a bomb in the kitchen, he then exits through the window just as Aaron enters the house."
Clown: "The clown now looks at his watch and 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5."
The Narrator: "I can't watch this."
Clown: "YOU WILL WATCH IT! YOU WILL WATCH IT AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT! The clown would grab the narrator's head and force his eyes open with the same fingers that he used to wipe his ass this morning. 3, 2, 1... BOOM GOES THE DEVIL's ADVOCATE!"
The Narrator: "No... no..."
Clown: "The clown would grab the scrip as the narrator would drop it when he fell to his knees, the narrator would start crying... take the script"
The Narrator: "No."
Clown: "The clown is starting to get angry with this piece of shit, the clown would force The Narrator back on his feet and he'd push the script into his mouth hoping he would choke on it. The clown would then force The Narrator to continue watching as he switches back to Thorberg Aaronsson. The clown would then pull the script out of The Narrator's mouth and put it in his hands because he is having too much dialogue at fucking once!"
The Narrator: "Thorberg would exit his car at his motel but he'd get ambushed by 8 clowns, he'd hit one of them in the face and knock him down but he'd get overwhelmed by the 7 others who would beat him to death with pipes, baseball bats and crowbars."
Clown: "And that is the end of the story... or is it?"
The Narrator: "The clown would then switch to the last video of Marc A- wait... where did you get this?"
Clown: "After all you've seen here, you're still questioning how I was able to do all of this? Read and learn boy."
The Narrator: "A man would exit the truck and walk over to M.A.N, he has a revolver in his hand similar to the one that the clown has, he points it to M.A.N's head and... he shoots."
Clown: "Your so-called M.A.N was a tough bastard, I tried to to hit him with my truck but somehow he got out of the way! Lucky for me... he's not a very good driver. OH, I just remembered that I have something else to show you as well!"
The Narrator: "All my characters... they're all dead."
Clown: "And? They were all going to die eventually, I'm just here to... well... "quicken their journey" to the unknown."
The Narrator: "What else do you have to show me? You've killed everyone... everyone except for DIANA, Andrei, Miho and Luna."
Clown: "Your so-called "essential characters" are out of my reach... even my powers have their limitations but... their time will come, now let's go."
The Narrator: "The clown would then lead The Narrator into the last room where they would find shelves full of folders and files that are full of characters, scripts and many other future and past ideas. The clown would then-"
Clown: "Knock out the narrator and grab a gas can from next to the door, he'd throw gasoline all over the room, everything was soaked in gasoline except for him. The clown would then exit to the previous room."
"The clown would leave the door open and grab a box of matches from his pocket, he'd light the match and throw it in the room and quickly close the door behind him and all he could hear were the horrified screams of The Narrator as he and all his ideas would burn. The clown would then walk over to the TV screen and introduce himself."
Clown: "My name is Casimir... Casimir The Clown. The TV screen would then break and we'd zoom out of the TV and into the real world where Casimir would head to next."