Post by Ratball Slade on Aug 10, 2021 17:03:51 GMT -5
As the video clicks on, what appears to be shown is a small landing somewhere in a sewer system with a man sitting in a throne made entirely of trash and sludge from the sewer itself with 4 beams of light coming through a manhole above him. He is surrounded by rats all circled around him, some playing, some watching the man closely. There is also a rat wearing a Karate Gi on his shoulder. The man on the throne begins to speak to the camera which appears to be on a tripod of some kind.
Ratman: Allow me to tell you the tale of a man who found meaning and love, in the form of a rat. Our story begins with a boy named Percival Burque. A child abandoned as a baby and raised by the loveliest old sewer dweller you could ever meet. Percival was a simple boy. He only needed a few things, his adoptive father, his sewer, and his little friends. The very critters that many deem disgusting, frightening, or even dangerous, he considered his friends. In turn, they considered him their friend as well. You see, Percival did not view himself as above the rats but as one of them.
The rat on his shoulder begins to shake residue off itself before standing on his hind legs.
Mouse in Gi: *squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak.*
Ratman turns his head to the rat
Ratman: Indeed sensei, you are far more intelligent than any surface dweller I have ever met. And thank you for all your sage advice Master Papercut.
Papercut: *squeak!*
Ratman turns back to the camera.
Ratman: Anyways, where was I? Hmm... Oh yes! The rats became his closest companions! They taught Percival much of what he knows. This includes Pro Wrestling. As he got older he discovered much about pro wrestling. The rats even showed him a secret way into a wrestling arena! Percival studied what he saw every chance he got. Because of all the love they showed him. He promised the rats that one day, he would become a big pro wrestling star! And with that fame and money he would show the rats a life of luxury they never knew! His mission was to give back to the very rats that gave him so much. I suppose for his adoptive father to but especially the rats!
Ratman quickly rises from the chair and jumps onto the seat now standing on it as he points to the air. It was not quite visible before but now it is plainly obvious that Ratman is wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a pair of dirty underwear.
Ratman: That’s right! I am Percival Burque! And this is my pro wrestling teacher, Master Papercut!
Papercut: *squeak!*
Ratman: It is time that the rats take the world by storm! Starting with Project: Honor! Me and my friends will show the world that all you need to accomplish your dreams is family! Get ready Ace Sky, for you will be fighting Percival Burque, Ratman, Wrestling Supreme!
The Ratman jumps up into the air and lands in front of the chair. He runs a circle around the chair before running to the camera and grabs it. He fumbles for a moment with the camera pointed to his face focusing in on every gross detail.
Ratman: Okay I think that was the take to send in, now how do I turn this off?
Papercut: *squeak squeak…*
Ratman: Oh, you mean this butto…
The video ends.
Ratman: Allow me to tell you the tale of a man who found meaning and love, in the form of a rat. Our story begins with a boy named Percival Burque. A child abandoned as a baby and raised by the loveliest old sewer dweller you could ever meet. Percival was a simple boy. He only needed a few things, his adoptive father, his sewer, and his little friends. The very critters that many deem disgusting, frightening, or even dangerous, he considered his friends. In turn, they considered him their friend as well. You see, Percival did not view himself as above the rats but as one of them.
The rat on his shoulder begins to shake residue off itself before standing on his hind legs.
Mouse in Gi: *squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak.*
Ratman turns his head to the rat
Ratman: Indeed sensei, you are far more intelligent than any surface dweller I have ever met. And thank you for all your sage advice Master Papercut.
Papercut: *squeak!*
Ratman turns back to the camera.
Ratman: Anyways, where was I? Hmm... Oh yes! The rats became his closest companions! They taught Percival much of what he knows. This includes Pro Wrestling. As he got older he discovered much about pro wrestling. The rats even showed him a secret way into a wrestling arena! Percival studied what he saw every chance he got. Because of all the love they showed him. He promised the rats that one day, he would become a big pro wrestling star! And with that fame and money he would show the rats a life of luxury they never knew! His mission was to give back to the very rats that gave him so much. I suppose for his adoptive father to but especially the rats!
Ratman quickly rises from the chair and jumps onto the seat now standing on it as he points to the air. It was not quite visible before but now it is plainly obvious that Ratman is wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a pair of dirty underwear.
Ratman: That’s right! I am Percival Burque! And this is my pro wrestling teacher, Master Papercut!
Papercut: *squeak!*
Ratman: It is time that the rats take the world by storm! Starting with Project: Honor! Me and my friends will show the world that all you need to accomplish your dreams is family! Get ready Ace Sky, for you will be fighting Percival Burque, Ratman, Wrestling Supreme!
The Ratman jumps up into the air and lands in front of the chair. He runs a circle around the chair before running to the camera and grabs it. He fumbles for a moment with the camera pointed to his face focusing in on every gross detail.
Ratman: Okay I think that was the take to send in, now how do I turn this off?
Papercut: *squeak squeak…*
Ratman: Oh, you mean this butto…
The video ends.
