Post by justcurtis on Jun 26, 2021 7:51:05 GMT -5
The scene opens to the locker room of Nice and Hammered. Bam Miller is sitting at a table drinking a Miller lite. The door swings open and Curtis enters holding a case of fruit punch Capri Sun. He puts them down on the table next to Bam and takes a seat.
Curtis - Just a heads up I'm a mark for fruit punch Bam. If I'm going out and want to relax with a nice frosty beverage it's always fruit punch.
Bam - You're a child.
Curtis - I enjoy ice cold punch man. There is nothing better in the world.
Bam - Anyway like we talked about before man we need to elevate your game a bit before this match. This nice happy go lucky guy act won't work for this man. This match is called a Cluster fuck match for a very specific reason.
Curtis - It's not an act Bam you know that. I don't even know why we are in that match. We are a tag team. This match is for a singles title that will be decided by a tag team match. None of this makes sense to me. I have been stareing at the show card for days now trying to figure it all out and I just can't wrap my head around it.
Bam - Reguardless of how you feel about this match its our shot at the main event and really making a name for ourselves here. Plus there is a title on the line and that's a huge step for us to take our second show in.
Curtis - Trust me I am over the moon we are the main event. I am so pumped that we get to showcase our talent on the grandest stage Project Honor has. I know we will turn some heads when they see what we have in the ring.
Bam - This is the biggest match in fed history in a six sided ring for a title.
Curtis - Can we talk about this 6 sided ring for a minute. I've never wrestled in a 6 sided ring my instinct is to hit the ropes hard and fast and I may hit a turnbuckle and knock myself out. I'm very nervous about this.
Bam - It will be fine. There will be so many people standing on the apron I highly doubt there will be much hitting of the ropes you got to watch out for that blind tag from someone else.
Curtis - Fair point it's still quite shocking. A 6 sided ring with 12 of us in it. Bam I will promise you this I am only tagging you in that match no blind tagging will happen on my watch. I have no desire to tag someone that's also my opponent.
Bam - We will do what we need to do to win.
Curtis - As long as we abide by all the rules than yes we will.
Bam - You signed us up for Fallout Curtis. This is the hardcore brand. You need to adapt than overcome.
Curtis - I know, I made a mistake and didn't read about the brand and here we are. That's on me and I'm sorry. But I will not try to hurt anyone no matter what happens.
Bam - You don't need to hurt people at all just get that edge to you. We aren't here to make friends.
Curtis - I am. I have told you this many many times Bam I am not going to change who I am for anything. I see the good in everyone all of the time reguardless of what they do to me or how I'm treated. I am what I am and if that's not good enough for anyone I don't care.
Bam - It's definitely good enough. You're a good person Curtis that's why we are a team.
Curtis - We are a great team, most likely the best real team in all of Project Honor. We aren't some thrown together Mish mosh team like all the others is this Cluster mess match. You bring the hardcore over the top in your face amazingness. I bring that technical slow and methodic pass yourself style. We go together like lamb and tunafish.
Bam - Lamb and tuna fish?
Curtis - Maybe you like spaghetti and meatballs. Are you more comfortable with that analogy?
Bam - I think everyone if more comfortable with that analogy. You're truly one of a kind.
Suddenly the lights in the locker room flicker then go out. A white light shines on Curtis his head is down when he lifts it his eyes are glowing red.
Curtis - Hello darkness my old friend.
I made no mistake signing our team up for Fallout. I'm a very calculated person and don't make mistakes. I knew exactly what I was doing from the very beginning. We arrived here to make names for ourselves. After that piss poor dark match we really need to step our game up. It's time for Project Honor to experience a reckoning. It's time for total annihilation at the hands of Nice and Hammered. We know virtually nothing about any of the other 10 people but it doesn't matter at all. You're all worthless trash. Oh Syndicate don't you worry about my family drama asshole cause I'm not. Cool spelling with the Y really xtreme buddy.
Curtis tilts his head slightly and narrows his eyes looking directly into the camera.
MASON
DANIEL
SYNDICATE
RAY
LEVI
KAGOME
PANDALIKE
LESLEY
LATOYA
BEZERK
WE ARE COMING FOR YOU AND NOTHING CAN STOP US. YOU HAVE NEVER DELT WITH ANYTHING LIKE US AND NEVER WILL AGAIN. NONE OF YOU STAND A CHANCE. NICE AND HAMMERED IS THE GREATEST TAG TO EVER WALK THIS PLANET. YOU WILL ALL EXPERIENCE THIS FIRST HAND IF YOU SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH.
IN THE SHADOW OF DARKNESS I STAND IN THE LIGHT.
The lights in the locker room flicker then come back on. Curtis is putting a straw into a Capri Sun. Bam has a shocked look on his face. He puts his beer down on the table.
Bam - What.......the........fuck? What the hell just happened Curtis are you OK.
Curtis looks are his Capri Sun
Curtis - Yeah man I'm all good I know these things can be a pain to get a straw in sometimes but I got it first try this time.
Bam - Not the juice box, the lights just went out and your eyes started to glow red and you spoke with a purpose and not at all well not at all Curtis like. I've never seen anything like that before.
Curtis - How much have you had to drink today Bam?
Bam - A few cases but I know what I just saw man. There is something inside of you and it's dark man.
Curtis - I am the Guru of Gratitude, the Prince of Patience, the Decon of Diplomacy. There is nothing more to me than what you see.
Bam - But what, no way, I can't, ummmm yeah.
Curtis - Might be time to cool it on the beers man you really look like you saw a ghost Bam.
Bam - It wasn't a ghost I feel it was something far more sinister than that.
Curtis - Sinister, come on man how long have you known me Bam. I am just trying to spread peace and love and want everyone to stay blessed. I am in no way a sinister person, I don't even hold a grudge even when I really should.
Bam - Interesting for sure it's something I think I can work with actually. If I can figure out what it actually is. I just hope that rage shows through when we really need it to.
Curtis - Bam there is no rage inside of my body. I am at full inner peace at all times sorry to say. There no super secret latent rage hiding anywhere.
Bam - I have never believed anything less in my life. Let's just say I'm glad you're on my team Curtis. There is far more to you than meets the eye that's for sure.
Curtis - Hey I got a question. If one of us wins this match and gains the title does that make us both the champion. Like are we the Ascension champion.
Bam - It says last standing wins though.
Curtis - But it's a tag team match. I would assume if either of us wins the match we are both the champion because we are a team right?
Bam - I don't know how that would work.
Curtis - The free bird rule.
Bam - That was for the tag titles not a singles title. What would be just pick who defends it before every match. That would be chaos I do kind of like it.
Curtis - We could do rock paper scissors.
Bam - Or flip a coin I guess.
Curtis - Exactly being one half of the Ascension champion would be a lot of fun.
Bam - It could be sure but I really don't think that's how this will all play out. Yes it's a tag team match but it's not a tag team title. It's single elimination so we don't lose if one of us is pinned.
Curtis - This is really a Cluster mess isn't it.
Bam - It really is but it will be a lot of fun.
Curtis - WAIT BAM.......single elimination means there is a very distinct possibility if we out last everyone else in the match it could come down to just you and I left.
Bam - I suppose it could. With our skill sets compared to everyone else's I would say it will absolutely come down to you and I as the last 2 people. I didn't think about that at all.
Curtis - Well then you know what we have to do right.
Bam - I absolutely do know Curtis. We need to show the the world that even though we are best friends we will fight to the bitter end to get what we deserve.
Curtis - I was going to say hug it out and leave the ring with no winner.
Bam - Oh well I guess we could do that as well. But than the match is a no contest and that's not good for anyone we are the main event. We got to send the fans home happy.
Curtis - When you're right you're right Mr Miller. Than it's settled when it comes down to just you and I we will fight it out to the very end. Even though this is a tag match and somehow within the rules we will end up as a singles match. Bam you and I go way back but I will do my best to beat you. I will dig deep and leave it all in the ring. I expect you to do the same.
Bam - There is no way I'm holding anything back. I like you Curtis, we are friends thats why I have to do the same and leave it all in the ring as well.
Curtis - 12 people enter and 1 walks away the winner. The biggest match in Project Honor history and we know it's coming down to you or I. Even though we are a team may the best man win.
Curtis stands up extending his hand to Bam. Bam stands up and looks Curtis dead in the eyes.
Bam - May the best team and best man win.
They shake hands as the scene fades to black.
Curtis - Just a heads up I'm a mark for fruit punch Bam. If I'm going out and want to relax with a nice frosty beverage it's always fruit punch.
Bam - You're a child.
Curtis - I enjoy ice cold punch man. There is nothing better in the world.
Bam - Anyway like we talked about before man we need to elevate your game a bit before this match. This nice happy go lucky guy act won't work for this man. This match is called a Cluster fuck match for a very specific reason.
Curtis - It's not an act Bam you know that. I don't even know why we are in that match. We are a tag team. This match is for a singles title that will be decided by a tag team match. None of this makes sense to me. I have been stareing at the show card for days now trying to figure it all out and I just can't wrap my head around it.
Bam - Reguardless of how you feel about this match its our shot at the main event and really making a name for ourselves here. Plus there is a title on the line and that's a huge step for us to take our second show in.
Curtis - Trust me I am over the moon we are the main event. I am so pumped that we get to showcase our talent on the grandest stage Project Honor has. I know we will turn some heads when they see what we have in the ring.
Bam - This is the biggest match in fed history in a six sided ring for a title.
Curtis - Can we talk about this 6 sided ring for a minute. I've never wrestled in a 6 sided ring my instinct is to hit the ropes hard and fast and I may hit a turnbuckle and knock myself out. I'm very nervous about this.
Bam - It will be fine. There will be so many people standing on the apron I highly doubt there will be much hitting of the ropes you got to watch out for that blind tag from someone else.
Curtis - Fair point it's still quite shocking. A 6 sided ring with 12 of us in it. Bam I will promise you this I am only tagging you in that match no blind tagging will happen on my watch. I have no desire to tag someone that's also my opponent.
Bam - We will do what we need to do to win.
Curtis - As long as we abide by all the rules than yes we will.
Bam - You signed us up for Fallout Curtis. This is the hardcore brand. You need to adapt than overcome.
Curtis - I know, I made a mistake and didn't read about the brand and here we are. That's on me and I'm sorry. But I will not try to hurt anyone no matter what happens.
Bam - You don't need to hurt people at all just get that edge to you. We aren't here to make friends.
Curtis - I am. I have told you this many many times Bam I am not going to change who I am for anything. I see the good in everyone all of the time reguardless of what they do to me or how I'm treated. I am what I am and if that's not good enough for anyone I don't care.
Bam - It's definitely good enough. You're a good person Curtis that's why we are a team.
Curtis - We are a great team, most likely the best real team in all of Project Honor. We aren't some thrown together Mish mosh team like all the others is this Cluster mess match. You bring the hardcore over the top in your face amazingness. I bring that technical slow and methodic pass yourself style. We go together like lamb and tunafish.
Bam - Lamb and tuna fish?
Curtis - Maybe you like spaghetti and meatballs. Are you more comfortable with that analogy?
Bam - I think everyone if more comfortable with that analogy. You're truly one of a kind.
Suddenly the lights in the locker room flicker then go out. A white light shines on Curtis his head is down when he lifts it his eyes are glowing red.
Curtis - Hello darkness my old friend.
I made no mistake signing our team up for Fallout. I'm a very calculated person and don't make mistakes. I knew exactly what I was doing from the very beginning. We arrived here to make names for ourselves. After that piss poor dark match we really need to step our game up. It's time for Project Honor to experience a reckoning. It's time for total annihilation at the hands of Nice and Hammered. We know virtually nothing about any of the other 10 people but it doesn't matter at all. You're all worthless trash. Oh Syndicate don't you worry about my family drama asshole cause I'm not. Cool spelling with the Y really xtreme buddy.
Curtis tilts his head slightly and narrows his eyes looking directly into the camera.
MASON
DANIEL
SYNDICATE
RAY
LEVI
KAGOME
PANDALIKE
LESLEY
LATOYA
BEZERK
WE ARE COMING FOR YOU AND NOTHING CAN STOP US. YOU HAVE NEVER DELT WITH ANYTHING LIKE US AND NEVER WILL AGAIN. NONE OF YOU STAND A CHANCE. NICE AND HAMMERED IS THE GREATEST TAG TO EVER WALK THIS PLANET. YOU WILL ALL EXPERIENCE THIS FIRST HAND IF YOU SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH.
IN THE SHADOW OF DARKNESS I STAND IN THE LIGHT.
The lights in the locker room flicker then come back on. Curtis is putting a straw into a Capri Sun. Bam has a shocked look on his face. He puts his beer down on the table.
Bam - What.......the........fuck? What the hell just happened Curtis are you OK.
Curtis looks are his Capri Sun
Curtis - Yeah man I'm all good I know these things can be a pain to get a straw in sometimes but I got it first try this time.
Bam - Not the juice box, the lights just went out and your eyes started to glow red and you spoke with a purpose and not at all well not at all Curtis like. I've never seen anything like that before.
Curtis - How much have you had to drink today Bam?
Bam - A few cases but I know what I just saw man. There is something inside of you and it's dark man.
Curtis - I am the Guru of Gratitude, the Prince of Patience, the Decon of Diplomacy. There is nothing more to me than what you see.
Bam - But what, no way, I can't, ummmm yeah.
Curtis - Might be time to cool it on the beers man you really look like you saw a ghost Bam.
Bam - It wasn't a ghost I feel it was something far more sinister than that.
Curtis - Sinister, come on man how long have you known me Bam. I am just trying to spread peace and love and want everyone to stay blessed. I am in no way a sinister person, I don't even hold a grudge even when I really should.
Bam - Interesting for sure it's something I think I can work with actually. If I can figure out what it actually is. I just hope that rage shows through when we really need it to.
Curtis - Bam there is no rage inside of my body. I am at full inner peace at all times sorry to say. There no super secret latent rage hiding anywhere.
Bam - I have never believed anything less in my life. Let's just say I'm glad you're on my team Curtis. There is far more to you than meets the eye that's for sure.
Curtis - Hey I got a question. If one of us wins this match and gains the title does that make us both the champion. Like are we the Ascension champion.
Bam - It says last standing wins though.
Curtis - But it's a tag team match. I would assume if either of us wins the match we are both the champion because we are a team right?
Bam - I don't know how that would work.
Curtis - The free bird rule.
Bam - That was for the tag titles not a singles title. What would be just pick who defends it before every match. That would be chaos I do kind of like it.
Curtis - We could do rock paper scissors.
Bam - Or flip a coin I guess.
Curtis - Exactly being one half of the Ascension champion would be a lot of fun.
Bam - It could be sure but I really don't think that's how this will all play out. Yes it's a tag team match but it's not a tag team title. It's single elimination so we don't lose if one of us is pinned.
Curtis - This is really a Cluster mess isn't it.
Bam - It really is but it will be a lot of fun.
Curtis - WAIT BAM.......single elimination means there is a very distinct possibility if we out last everyone else in the match it could come down to just you and I left.
Bam - I suppose it could. With our skill sets compared to everyone else's I would say it will absolutely come down to you and I as the last 2 people. I didn't think about that at all.
Curtis - Well then you know what we have to do right.
Bam - I absolutely do know Curtis. We need to show the the world that even though we are best friends we will fight to the bitter end to get what we deserve.
Curtis - I was going to say hug it out and leave the ring with no winner.
Bam - Oh well I guess we could do that as well. But than the match is a no contest and that's not good for anyone we are the main event. We got to send the fans home happy.
Curtis - When you're right you're right Mr Miller. Than it's settled when it comes down to just you and I we will fight it out to the very end. Even though this is a tag match and somehow within the rules we will end up as a singles match. Bam you and I go way back but I will do my best to beat you. I will dig deep and leave it all in the ring. I expect you to do the same.
Bam - There is no way I'm holding anything back. I like you Curtis, we are friends thats why I have to do the same and leave it all in the ring as well.
Curtis - 12 people enter and 1 walks away the winner. The biggest match in Project Honor history and we know it's coming down to you or I. Even though we are a team may the best man win.
Curtis stands up extending his hand to Bam. Bam stands up and looks Curtis dead in the eyes.
Bam - May the best team and best man win.
They shake hands as the scene fades to black.