Post by Casimir The Clown on Dec 19, 2021 11:12:05 GMT -5
-A Sexy Christmas Story-
A camera shows the M.A.N residence during Christmas time as Andy Williams' It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year plays in the background.
The tour ends at a couch where we see M.A.N and Scarlett Rose sitting and cuddling whilst listening to Christmas music and drinking brandy and taking in the warmth of the fireplace.
"It's the most wonderful time of the year."
"With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you be of good cheer."
"It's the most wonderful time of the year."
The music quiets down slightly as M.A.N starts speaking.
A camera shows the M.A.N residence during Christmas time as Andy Williams' It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year plays in the background.
The tour ends at a couch where we see M.A.N and Scarlett Rose sitting and cuddling whilst listening to Christmas music and drinking brandy and taking in the warmth of the fireplace.
"It's the most wonderful time of the year."
"With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you be of good cheer."
"It's the most wonderful time of the year."
The music quiets down slightly as M.A.N starts speaking.
M.A.N: "I've missed this, this year has been hell for me and you."
Scarlett: "It could've been worse, you could still be in prison."
M.A.N: "You're not wrong about that. Gosh... if only you knew what Christmases used to be like."
Scarlett: "Why don't you tell me?"
M.A.N: "Do you really want to know?"
Scarlett: "Yeah... but before you start why don't you pour me another glass of brandy?"
M.A.N: "Well since you asked so nicely, sure."
M.A.N grabs the bottle of brandy from the coffee table and pours Scarlett another glass. The song then changes to Michael Bublé's White Christmas.
M.A.N: "Alright... so, two years ago when I was still together with my girlfriend Jenna Jameson... we used to have these huge Christmas parties in my mansion but that party was everything else but normal."
Scarlett: "How so?"
M.A.N: "Well... there was an orgy, I didn't partake because I heard Jenna told me that it was being shot and I made a promise to myself and Jenna that I would never partake in... well... her shoots."
Scarlett: "I think I see where this is going."
M.A.N: "So there I was... sitting alone right here on this couch and drinking the same brandy that we're drinking right now and waiting for them to finish but it took hours."
Scarlett: "Yeah I definitely see where this is going."
M.A.N: "So I decided that I'm gonna go and knock on the door to see if they've... well... finished but when I do, I hear an unfamiliar female voice tell me: "Come in" and so I do."
Scarlett: "Well... I certainly wasn't expecting that."
M.A.N: "Oh it's about to get even better, trust me. So I open the door and there was a naked woman laying on the bed in a very provocative position, then Jenna walks in and tells me: "Merry Christmas, don't worry I'll be joining in".
Scarlett: "Oh wow... well you're one lucky M.A.N."
M.A.N: "I look at this woman, and I look at Jenna and ask her: "Is that Tori Black?" and she says: "Yes" and then I ask: "But you're done shooting right?" and she says: "Yes. This is a gift for you from me and her for letting you use this room for our shoots, now come... I'm horny and I'm sure you are too." and the rest... as they say... is history."
Scarlett: "When you said this would be a Christmas story, that's definitely not what I was expecting."
M.A.N: "I'm full of surprises Scarlett... as you're about to find out, now come... I have a surprise for you."
Scarlett: "I should've known you had a secret motive behind that story."
M.A.N: "Alright... so, two years ago when I was still together with my girlfriend Jenna Jameson... we used to have these huge Christmas parties in my mansion but that party was everything else but normal."
Scarlett: "How so?"
M.A.N: "Well... there was an orgy, I didn't partake because I heard Jenna told me that it was being shot and I made a promise to myself and Jenna that I would never partake in... well... her shoots."
Scarlett: "I think I see where this is going."
M.A.N: "So there I was... sitting alone right here on this couch and drinking the same brandy that we're drinking right now and waiting for them to finish but it took hours."
Scarlett: "Yeah I definitely see where this is going."
M.A.N: "So I decided that I'm gonna go and knock on the door to see if they've... well... finished but when I do, I hear an unfamiliar female voice tell me: "Come in" and so I do."
Scarlett: "Well... I certainly wasn't expecting that."
M.A.N: "Oh it's about to get even better, trust me. So I open the door and there was a naked woman laying on the bed in a very provocative position, then Jenna walks in and tells me: "Merry Christmas, don't worry I'll be joining in".
Scarlett: "Oh wow... well you're one lucky M.A.N."
M.A.N: "I look at this woman, and I look at Jenna and ask her: "Is that Tori Black?" and she says: "Yes" and then I ask: "But you're done shooting right?" and she says: "Yes. This is a gift for you from me and her for letting you use this room for our shoots, now come... I'm horny and I'm sure you are too." and the rest... as they say... is history."
Scarlett: "When you said this would be a Christmas story, that's definitely not what I was expecting."
M.A.N: "I'm full of surprises Scarlett... as you're about to find out, now come... I have a surprise for you."
Scarlett: "I should've known you had a secret motive behind that story."
M.A.N then takes Scarlett's hand and pulls her up from the couch, she still has her glass of brandy and finishes it before they continue.
M.A.N takes her to the room that he talked about and they find DIANA and DANTE.
M.A.N: "Ever been with a woman before?"
Scarlett: "College was a wild time... that's all I'll say."
M.A.N: "Wonderful."
M.A.N takes her to the room that he talked about and they find DIANA and DANTE.
M.A.N: "Ever been with a woman before?"
Scarlett: "College was a wild time... that's all I'll say."
M.A.N: "Wonderful."
DANTE then grabs M.A.N's forearm and whispers him something.
DANTE: "Shouldn't you be training for your match?"
M.A.N: "For what?"
DANTE: "Your match with Gin Kuromiya."
M.A.N: "Gin is practically a child, a frail little child, I'm better off having fun and getting into his childish mindset."
DANTE: "Understandable, but you shouldn't underestimate him, if you get hit by that mist, you'll be blind or paralyzed for a while."
M.A.N: "Don't worry, I survived prison... I can survive anything. Now take your clothes off and let's get started."
M.A.N: "For what?"
DANTE: "Your match with Gin Kuromiya."
M.A.N: "Gin is practically a child, a frail little child, I'm better off having fun and getting into his childish mindset."
DANTE: "Understandable, but you shouldn't underestimate him, if you get hit by that mist, you'll be blind or paralyzed for a while."
M.A.N: "Don't worry, I survived prison... I can survive anything. Now take your clothes off and let's get started."
DANTE starts stripping as M.A.N pushes the cameraman outside and locks the door.
The music comes to end and the screen fades to black.
The music comes to end and the screen fades to black.